Jun 042013
 

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R.I.P. Jean Stapleton.
The impact of “All In The Family”.
A lot of 70′s comedy is really bad by today’s standards.

Prancercise and people who are overly involved with animals.
Michael Douglas got throat cancer in an AWESOME way.

Would you rather be Michael Bay or M. Night Shamalayan?
Game Of Thrones and The Red Wedding!

Racist Pizza Delivery.
Why are racists so uncreative?

Xbox One is gonna watch you.
Facebook already watches you.
Somebody is watching you.

Rape jokes and where’s the line?
The “Dipping” Community.

Closing Song – “Penny Collection” by Clashing Plaid

May 232013
 

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Profiling isn’t that cool when YOU’RE being profiled.

No more “Badonkadonk”!!!

Would you rather be in a relationship with an ex pornstar, or an ex contestant on “Flavor Of Love”?
Virginity for sale, only $780,000!

R.I.P. Ray Manzarek.
Thoughts on Oklahoma.
People who go for jokes about a tragedy AS it’s happening.

The new “Xbox One” debuts.
Not knowing what channel things are on.
The creepiest man in porn.

Star Trek: Into Darkness
Fuck You, Geeks and Neckbeards!!!

Bates Motel and short season television.

Closing Song – “Faulty Information” by Ra.

May 162013
 

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“Kitchen Nightmares” delivers THE CRAZY!
What would it take to gross you out?

Remembering “The Carousel Snack Bar” in the mall.
White Trash Dessert.

Brothers and Junior Soprano think there’s something wrong with going down on women.
A message to Italians.
Japanese toilet tech.

“Jack Reacher”….WTF?

DA CLONES ARE COMIN’!!!!

What constitutes terrorism?

Closing Song – “Irish Celebration” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

 

May 092013
 

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Sussex9 is pleased with himself because he can play guitar as good as a blind guy.
Jack Albertson was the “man”…but was a douche in “Willy Wonka”.

Gay marriage is equal in Delaware….EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
Punkin’ Chunkin XXXTREME!!!!!!

As I Lay Dying…cuz my husband hired a hitman.
Jodi Arias is a psycho bitch.
Ariel Castro is a fuckin’ creep.

Charles “Motherfuckin’” Ramsey!!!
The McDonald’s Black and Blue Burger.

Sylvia Browne is a scumbag.

If you can have dinner with a dead person, you shouldn’t pick Einstein, because you’re dumb.
You could probably nail Marilyn Monroe if you chose her.

How can “Fire Brand” Atheists invest so much time and energy if they don’t believe in something?
When you turn Atheism into a religion, you’re a douche.
Juvenile senses of humor.

Iron Man 3 review.
When real villains want to kill you, they just kill you.

Joe’s plan to send NBC’s ratings through the roof!
Everyone on ’70s television drifted from town to town.

Closing Song – “We Are The New Ones” by Dope Stars Inc.

Apr 262013
 

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Conspiracy? Probably not…but maybe a bit.
The only theory that Joe would believe comes from….Joe.
Sorry, Waco…your explosion needs more Jihad.

The Ricin suspect is freed, and drops the CRAZIEST info ever.
Guys who offer crazy sex opportunities to women must never get laid.
Amanda Palmer’s shitty poetry.

Sports once again is more important than rape in America!

When women try to be gross and shocking it’s awful.

“Hannibal” is a great show.
Will “Bates Motel” have Norman have sex with his mom?

Sussex9 suggests Joe has women issues.

Closing Song – “Strength In Numbers” by Times Of Grace

Apr 192013
 

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A look at the Boston bombings and the aftermath.
Crazy people saying crazy things.

George Zimmerman…the victim?
White People Terror Alert System.

Stop Hollywood…just stop.
When Anthony Michael Hall delivered a performance in the ’80s, he threw the mic down on the stage.

Steven Seagal.
“You feel like a tough guy? Come be tough with me.”

WOLVERINES!!!!

Closing Song – “1996″ by The Wombats

Apr 102013
 

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Our condolences go out to the “Pod Zeppelin” family for the loss of Matt Cooper.
Cancer is a douche.

A Public Service Announcement to people with NASCAR and Calvin pissing on things stickers on the their vehicle.
Where is your game when you “dress” NASCAR?

Sussex9 explains how to prepare for the war with North Korea.
Action heroes hang out in shitty places.
Was “Rambo III” the blueprint for the Afghan war?

Morgan Freeman Vs. George Takei.

We both think we’re done with “Game Of Thrones” already.
“Hell On Wheels”
“Californication” featuring Paulie Walnuts would be the way to go.

Rest In Peace – Roger Ebert, Margaret Thatcher, and Annette Funicello.
Thoughts about the concept of remembering the dead fondly even if they conducted themselves like an asshole their whole life.
Andy Johns cultural impact.

When are comedy references too old?
Rich Little had three impressions that NO ONE under 30 even knows now.

Liberace was a braggart.
Paul Lynde was fucking awesome!

Gay Diva Men want to be black women.
A question for the gays!

Calling 1993.

Closing Song – “Dead But Rising” by Volbeat

Mar 292013
 

Episode 114 is lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

Enough with Lena Dunham!
What’s with shitty tattoos on girls these days?

Sussex9 is a trendy bastard.
FUCK THE GRUMPY CAT!!!!

Bioshock Infinite is one of the most beautifully designed games ever, and it’s actually got Joe playing a videogame again.
Duck Tales The Videogame from the 8-bit era is getting updated graphics, and we can’t figure out why anyone cares.
FUCK “BRONIES”!

“THE RAINBOW COATS ARE COMIN’!!!” – The Gay Marriage Debacle.
Without religion…there is literally NO fight against gay marriage, so once again, religion is a douche.

The new Limp Bizkit and a fan who gets angry because people don’t like them anymore.

Netflix, Hulu Plus, Amazon Prime…the birth of the new networks?
The Walking Dead ending KILLED IT this week!

Revisiting the GLORIOUS “like” page of….”The Old Country Buffet”.

Closing Song – “A Tribute To The Fallen” by Killswitch Engage

Mar 212013
 

The people are never gonna just knock it off in 2013.
Haircuts and Social Networks.

White People LOVE The Proclaimers.
Chimpanzees get a bad rap.

CNN figures out how to feel sorry for rapist animals.
The jock “Comedian” telling his rape jokes.

Getting divorced requires you to get your game on point.
Marriage makes you wear sweaters.
Inspirational Pics on Facebook are the last place trophies for adults.

NEW POPE! NEW POPE! NEW POPE!!!

Looking back on the Iraq War and the “Terror Alert System” of the Bush Administration.
America never hates white enemies as much as it hates non white enemies.

T.J. Lane should be skinned alive.

Richard Nixon caused the Vietnam War to continue after a peace agreement had been made.
Fuck Richard Nixon.

Closing Song – “War Pigs” by Victoria Faiella.

Mar 132013
 

***This episode is RIDDLED with Skype dropouts…we fixed it as best as possible***

Joe saw Coheed and Cambria at The Electric Factory in Philadelphia on 3/11/13.
Thoughts on the show and the music scene in general.

Porn Star Melissa King: Is she trolling us all?
A listener poses a question to Cuckhold9 regarding his open minded position about girls doing porn.
People who love inspirational quotes are generally messed up people.
A study was done about Pornstar girls vs. normal girls.
Sussex9 has a Microsoft Surface Tablet, and gives his thoughts.

Fuck Jesse Keim and his attacks on Mr. Patrick Swayze.
When Gar offers a mustache ride, it’s a REAL mustache ride.
Billy Bob Thornton – Diva?

Movie Review: Oz The Great And Powerful.

Closing Song – “The Final Cut” by Coheed And Cambria